The Clever Inc. trucks were in my neighborhood this morning, hooking everybody up with networking and active wear. Crossfit teams and Grooming Brigades were going door to door, and Dream Engineers were taking measurements and deciding what could stay and what had to go.

"Are you happy with your life?"

"Where do you see yourself in four years?"

"Don't you want to be happy?"

I escaped out the back alley and took the bus to school.